A perigee is …
a. …the astrologer’s apology when s/he gets it wrong. The standard form is: “My perigees, I got close but…”
b. … the fourth movement in a lunar symphony.
c. … finely sliced lunar crescent with truffle on a bed of Moonay sauce.
d. … when a celestial body tries to cuddle up. It’s the closest it possibly can come.
e. …the astrologer’s credentials, something like a pedigree.