Category Archives: Dame Detrimentia C.E.

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Dame Detrimentia C.E.: The Invasion of the Dwad Snatchers: (Alien 144)

Dear Dame Detrimentia, I am a novice astrologer. Last week when I was walking in the park I passed a Dwad in full regalia. I couldn’t help staring as I have never seen anything like this before. But Dame Detrimentia, … Continue reading

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Dame Detrimentia C.E. and a Case of Cazimi, or?

Dear Dame Detrimentia, I not long ago convented (sic) to traditional aztrologia. But I not unnerstan cazimi. Is this bull-shit to hide deep trouble? What is before combust gets consummated? I whelmed by this, but not overly. Thanks for any … Continue reading

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A Case of Hypsomata or The Disappearance of Aggie

Dear Dame Detrimentia, I am very worried. My friend Aggie Raphobia is acting most peculiar. Whenever I go to visit her Aggie hides behind her curtains and refuses to answer the doorbell. She says she is frightened to see me … Continue reading

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Dame Detrimentia, C.E.: Many Happy Returns

Dear Dame Detrimentia My boyfriend Terry is very excited! He knows all about astrology; he wants to take me away with him for the week-end to celebrate my birthday, but says that if he does, I will be forced to … Continue reading

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Dame Detrimentia Considers a Case of Radicality

Dear Dame Detrimentia I am so worried. I applied for a new passport but the Passport Office turned my application down saying that because my birth chart is not radical I was never born. My boyfriend and I have booked … Continue reading

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